I have left you alone for far too long. I apologize. To make up for leaving you blogless for an entire week and a half, I will hyper-blog this week. Oh yeah, 'cause that totally works. It's just like how I ate too much at last night's HPU Christmas party and, in my thick head, I actually think that running up and down the stairs all morning is enough to make all those calories just disappear. It made sense when I thought of it. The scale will say differently, I'm sure.
In the news today...
• New booze laws for Sydney pubs. One new rule: after midnight, beer must be srved in plastic cups. Yeah, that would deter me 'cause I hat drinking out of plastic cups.
• Save Polaroid. That's right, Polaroid has announced that they will no longer be making their instant film. I'd cry if the stories on savepolaroid.com weren't so amusing.
• Is less flavorful fruit worth eating? I say no, but the scientist say yes. I still say no 'cause I'm gonna save those calories for something my tastebuds like, too.
• Buy one car in Belgium, and get one free. How'd they know that I needtwo cars?!?
• The good, the bad and the worst of this year's tech gifts. Dear friends, think of me fondly.
3 comments:
Hyperblogging? At this time of year? Yuleblogging we can handle, but hyperanything is more than we can take! :)
Heheh, I'll avoid hypereating and hypersleeping if I can!
um...yeah i have to unsubcribe to the beleif that Christmas calories are not regular calories and don't stick to the body.
Oh what the heck.
Someone please pass me the...
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