Thursday, January 8, 2009

It's all news to me.

Sorry for my prolonged absence... I had jury duty. I'm back now and the news is calling.

Some think we shouldn't dress girls in pink because it's damaging. Hmmm, I'm sure not going to throw out my pink My Little Pony. Suck it up, my brother loves pink too.

The ObamaBerry. Good luck with that.


Travel much? Know which airport eatery has the best grub? Share it here.

Overeating messes with your biological clock. WHOAH, I can totally feel my internal metronome a little off beat. I will curb the urge.

A New York doctor demands that his estranged wife pay him for the kidney that he gave her when they were still on good terms. Oh yeah? Well I want back the best years of my thighs, but that ain't gonna happen either.

"Renegade" stars are tearing across Universe and there's a "warm plasma cloak" enveloping Earth. Oh my.


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